Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Because bitching is always funnier than being grateful.
1. First day of the work week.
2. Forced from sleep by typhoon-like rain and winds. At 5 in the morning.
3. Gale force winds splintering my umbrella into pieces only a block into my mile-long commute.
4. A set of 3 year-old twins screaming bloody terror and howling “Foreigner! Foreigner! Foreigner!” throughout the entire class.
5. An irritated pimple that looks like a dog bite.
6. An audible tear down the ass crack of my custom tailored Thai slacks.
7. Not enough wine at the end of a shitty day to get both my wife and myself drunk.
You know, I make a concerted effort to remain optimistic and mine for the gold in most situations. But sometimes the Universe can be a real motherfucker.
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